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#1 2017-12-18 19:31:57
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The Joke Thread
If a moderator wants this thread removed, I understand. 
A Roman (and four of his friends) walk into a café. He holds up two fingers and says, "Five coffees, please."
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#4 2017-12-18 22:27:13
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Re: The Joke Thread
Is there a 2nd part?
I tried, I don't get it.
A Roman and 4 friends total five...the Roman Numeral for 5 is V...two fingers make a V. 
Perhaps I should have called it "The Bad Jokes Thread"? LOLOLOL!
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I have been Devuanated, and my practice in the art of Devuanism shall continue until my Devuanization is complete. Until then, I will strive to continue in my understanding of Devuanchology, Devuanprocity, and Devuanivity.
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#5 2017-12-18 23:08:56
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That's half of the vulcan salute!
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#6 2017-12-18 23:13:22
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I also think moderators should be banned from this area
You misjudge the mods here.
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#7 2017-12-18 23:18:13
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That's half of the vulcan salute!
@golinux...Live long and prosper!
I have been Devuanated, and my practice in the art of Devuanism shall continue until my Devuanization is complete. Until then, I will strive to continue in my understanding of Devuanchology, Devuanprocity, and Devuanivity.
Veni, vidi, vici vdevuaned. I came, I saw, I Devuaned.
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#8 2017-12-18 23:28:14
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What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?
The rooster gets up in the morning and clucks defiance.
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#10 2017-12-18 23:34:24
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#11 2017-12-18 23:38:34
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What does one mushroom say to another?
Hey you are a "fun_guy" too!!
A slight variation that you might like to add to your collection, being a mycological person:
What do you call a mushroom at the bar who buys a round of drinks for everyone?
A fun_guy to be with.
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#12 2017-12-18 23:40:37
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A guy was involved in a terrible industrial accident - ripped off his entire left side.
He's all right now.
I'm sorry, I'll stop now. Maybe.
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#13 2017-12-18 23:59:09
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Three blondes walk into a bar followed by a brunette. The brunette ducked.
I have been Devuanated, and my practice in the art of Devuanism shall continue until my Devuanization is complete. Until then, I will strive to continue in my understanding of Devuanchology, Devuanprocity, and Devuanivity.
Veni, vidi, vici vdevuaned. I came, I saw, I Devuaned.
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#14 2017-12-19 00:18:08
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You guys need a life . . .
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#15 2017-12-19 00:21:35
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You guys need a life . . .
A photon checked into a hotel, and the bellhop asked him if he needed help with his luggage.
The photon said, "No thanks. I'm traveling light."
I have been Devuanated, and my practice in the art of Devuanism shall continue until my Devuanization is complete. Until then, I will strive to continue in my understanding of Devuanchology, Devuanprocity, and Devuanivity.
Veni, vidi, vici vdevuaned. I came, I saw, I Devuaned.
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#16 2017-12-20 21:39:25
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Two bacteria walk into a bar, the bartender says "hey we don't serve your kind in here".
The bacterias answer: " no no, you don't understand, we're staff."
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#17 2017-12-21 19:35:39
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The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
I have been Devuanated, and my practice in the art of Devuanism shall continue until my Devuanization is complete. Until then, I will strive to continue in my understanding of Devuanchology, Devuanprocity, and Devuanivity.
Veni, vidi, vici vdevuaned. I came, I saw, I Devuaned.
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#18 2017-12-22 16:14:54
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A policeman came to my door and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes.
My dogs don't even have bikes.
I have been Devuanated, and my practice in the art of Devuanism shall continue until my Devuanization is complete. Until then, I will strive to continue in my understanding of Devuanchology, Devuanprocity, and Devuanivity.
Veni, vidi, vici vdevuaned. I came, I saw, I Devuaned.
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#19 2017-12-22 16:45:41
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Miyo . . . you need to get a life . . .
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#20 2017-12-22 17:10:36
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Miyo . . . you need to get a life . . .
Come on now...you know you at least smiled about that...even if you didn't want to.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
I like my jokes like I like my corn...
Corny.
I have been Devuanated, and my practice in the art of Devuanism shall continue until my Devuanization is complete. Until then, I will strive to continue in my understanding of Devuanchology, Devuanprocity, and Devuanivity.
Veni, vidi, vici vdevuaned. I came, I saw, I Devuaned.
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#21 2017-12-22 17:23:29
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Your jokes would have been amusing in junior high . . .
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#22 2017-12-22 17:31:50
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Your jokes would have been amusing in junior high . . .
So that's why I was voted Wittiest back then!
Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Ima
Ima who?
Ima gonna keep telling these corny jokes unless someone steps up and tells some good ones.
I have been Devuanated, and my practice in the art of Devuanism shall continue until my Devuanization is complete. Until then, I will strive to continue in my understanding of Devuanchology, Devuanprocity, and Devuanivity.
Veni, vidi, vici vdevuaned. I came, I saw, I Devuaned.
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#23 2017-12-22 22:08:55
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What do you call it when a rooster looks at lettuce?
Chicken-sees-a-salad
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#24 2017-12-23 16:46:25
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If it takes a dog one hour to dig a hole, how long will it take for him to dig half a hole?
30 minutes? No...
It's impossible to dig half a hole...a hole is a hole.
The cornyism continues!!!
I have been Devuanated, and my practice in the art of Devuanism shall continue until my Devuanization is complete. Until then, I will strive to continue in my understanding of Devuanchology, Devuanprocity, and Devuanivity.
Veni, vidi, vici vdevuaned. I came, I saw, I Devuaned.
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#25 2017-12-23 17:10:00
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I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger. And then it hit me...
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