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Nice to see a new face in here . . .
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Lighten up, @golinux! This is a joke thread . . .
Yeah . . . it's a joke for sure . . .
Sorry, couldn't resist . . . hehehe
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@soren: that bus driver joke was awesome. Nice to see a new participant in this sordid thread.
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Here's another one just for my friend golinux...
Q. What looks like half of a potato?
A. The other half.
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THUD . . . or maybe spud? That is biologically impossible. Potatoes are waaaay too gnarly for 2 halves to look alike. Maybe more coffee?
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I knew you would have a good come-back.
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I hope . . . erm, poke to please.
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Why are teenagers so odd?
Because they can't even.
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Wife: Honey, you really need to watch your weight.
Husband: I've been watching my weight! I've finally gotten it to the point where I can see it!
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Memory issues? Wasn't once enough?
https://dev1galaxy.org/viewtopic.php?pid=51012#p51012
See . . . I have been paying attention . . .
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Unfortunately, I haven't been able to afford to pay attention. I'd have to pay through the nose, you see. The scenter of attention.
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A policeman pulled me over for reckless driving.
He said, "How high are you?"
I said, "No sir. It's 'Hi, how are you?'"
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Student A: I can't believe it!! Remember that boy Joe?
Student B: Joe? The guy the teacher's always sending out of the class for not doing his homework?
Student A: Yeah! Guess what, he got straight A's in the exams!
Student B: Well, I guess he's always been outstanding...
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Why does this impressionist painting look like coins falling from the sky?
Because it's Cloud Monet.
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After a lifetime of solving difficult math problems, the mathematician unfortunately succumbed to heart disease. He couldn't solve his arrhythmatic problem.
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Last night, I put Legos all over the floor on my wife's side of the bed. Then I set off the fire alarm...
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Wow you must really hate your wife!
OTOH...
foot: (n.) a device for locating Lego blocks on the floor.
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Nah...I just like to watch her dance...
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I heard she was a tap dancer.
Until one day, she fell into the sink.
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Last night, I slept like a baby.
I woke up every 2 hours to scream and cry.
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The local YMCA came by asking for donations for a new swimming pool.
So, I gave them a glass of water.
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Last week, I put an entire jigsaw puzzle together in less than a day.
The box said 5 - 7 years.
Last edited by The-Amnesiac-Philosopher (2024-07-13 19:45:14)
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99.9% of people today seem to be complete imbeciles.
I'm glad I'm part of the 1%.
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When life gives you lemons, make a lemonade.
But when life gives you melons, ...
... it means you're dyslexic.
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