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Why did SNL have Will Ferrel as a cast member?
Because they wanted a talking cat.
Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. Feelings are not facts
If you wish to be humbled, try to exalt yourself long term If you wish to be exalted, try to humble yourself long term
Favourite operating systems: Hyperbola Devuan OpenBSD
Peace Be With us All!
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Does it bother me when people answer their own questions?
Yes, it does.
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Why ask rhetorical questions?
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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please”.
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The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
Last edited by soren (2024-06-12 09:25:17)
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Roman numerals are difficult; but when you get to 159, it just CLIX!
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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None; they just tell the light bulb to do it!
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Yesterday, my son called me "old man" to impress his friends.
I laughed with them.
Then, I changed the wifi password.
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The word "incorrectly" is spelled incorrectly.
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Many things are incomprehensible to us not because our comprehension is weak, but because those things are not within the frames of our comprehension.
Kozma Prutkov. Fruits of Reflection (1853-1854).
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Kid 1: How do you spell "wrong"?
Kid 2: R-O-N-G.
Kid 1: No, that's wrong.
Kid 2: No, it's right because I spelled wrong!
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My wife asked if I would put Brown Mustard on the shopping list.
Now, I can't read anything on it.
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Teacher: How much is two times two?
Student: Are we buying or selling?
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Question: How many guacas are in 1 guacamole?
Answer: 6.022×10²³, also known as Avocado's Number.
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- I want to go to Paris again.
- Have you already been to Paris?
- Not yet. But I already wanted.
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Bare foot: (n.) A device for locating thumb tack on the floor.
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I have 3 unwritten rules that I live by...
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Shin: (n.) A device for finding furniture in the dark.
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The two rules of success:
1) Don't tell everything that you know.
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Knowledge you could hardly make people happy, and ignorance makes freedom possible. When slaves do not know that freedom exists, they may feel free. For example, the slaves of PulseAudio might be perfectly happy with PipeWire.
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When in a country a phone SIM card is only by passport, registration on the forum is only by phone number and one dictator for more than 20 years, it’s time to console yourself with the freedom of ALSA
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I may agree, ignorance does make people free.
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I thought this was the joke thread . . .
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I also thought that is a joke, or at least a great philosophical discovery
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Philosophy is the culmination of the process of knowing less and less about more and more. Eventually, you know nothing about everything.
Science, OTOH, is the quest to know more and more about less and less. Eventually, you know everything about nothing.
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