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I make period jokes to people with puns like when I see an opening, so when I say you are really good at this, I mean you really ARE!
You don't need any jumpstart at all to do this, do you...
Not even someone saying something...
Lord...
Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. Feelings are not facts
If you wish to be humbled, try to exalt yourself long term If you wish to be exalted, try to humble yourself long term
Favourite operating systems: Hyperbola Devuan OpenBSD
Peace Be With us All!
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I'd butter not tell you my secret, cuz if my boss finds out I've been loafing around, I'd be toast!
Although as they say, no pain, no grain, so maybe he would at yeast excuse the bread puns.
Last edited by quickfur (2024-05-10 04:41:14)
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I made a chicken salad yesterday.
Turns out, they prefer grain.
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Lettuce not panic. Romaine calm. This is just the tip of the iceberg. It's a problem that needs a dressing.
Last edited by quickfur (2024-05-12 00:45:46)
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Once I worked in Hong Kong as a pizza delivery man, and had to deliver pizza to an apartment building. There was a list of buzzer codes on the door:
101 - S. Wong
201 - T. Wong
301 - H. Wong
401 - M. Wong
501 - G. Wong
601 - K. Wong
701 - P. Wong
That's just Wong on so many levels.
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Last week, I told my boss that if he wanted to keep me, I needed a raise because I had four other companies seeking me.
He said, "What are the companies?"
I said, "Water, Electrical, Gas, and Citi Bank.
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After all, being in debt attracts a lot of interest from banks.
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I wish someone could tell me what "IDK" means.
Every time I ask, they say, "I don't know."
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I accidentally swallowed a whole bunch of Scrabble tiles. My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster...!
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It could also be a real blow-out . . .
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In that case, urine trouble!
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Or, in techie speak:
This device has low I/O throughput. If you're doing a bulk import, please be considerate and adjust your batch size to commit multiple smaller transactions.
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sytemd makes everything easier
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McDonald's makes the best food.
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Asbestos I understand, there's nothing to be concerned about...
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Don't take things for granite; do things asbestos you can. It takes a boulder person to achieve concrete goals! Treat it as serious bismuth.
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I met a microbiologist the other day.
He was a lot larger than I expected.
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In mathematics, multiplication and division are inverse operations to each other. However, in biology, multiplication and division mean the same thing! (Now I know why I did so bad in high-school biology...)
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What did Sushi A ask Sushi B?
Wasabiiiiii?
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A hornet found itself inside the kitchen of a Japanese restaurant. The chef says, Wassup, bee? The hornet replied, you make miso happy!
Last edited by quickfur (2024-05-30 20:53:53)
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I recently joined a Secret Society.
I can't tell you how excited I am about it...
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Why is 10 + 10 equal to 11 + 11?
Because 10 + 10 = 20, and 11 + 11 = 22.
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What do you call a pig with Martial Art skills?
A pork chop.
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What do you do with an imaginary pig?
Nothing; it's just a pig-ment of your imagination.
Last edited by quickfur (2024-06-01 19:32:09)
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What's a martial artist's favorite drink? Kara-tea.
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