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zapper

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Re: The Joke Thread

@quickfur

I make period jokes to people with puns like when I see an opening, so when I say you are really good at this, I mean you really ARE!

You don't need any jumpstart at all to do this, do you...

Not even someone saying something...

Lord...

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quickfur

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Re: The Joke Thread

I'd butter not tell you my secret, cuz if my boss finds out I've been loafing around, I'd be toast!

Although as they say, no pain, no grain, so maybe he would at yeast excuse the bread puns.

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The-Amnesiac-Philosopher

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I made a chicken salad yesterday.

Turns out, they prefer grain.

quickfur

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Lettuce not panic. Romaine calm. This is just the tip of the iceberg. It's a problem that needs a dressing.

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quickfur

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Once I worked in Hong Kong as a pizza delivery man, and had to deliver pizza to an apartment building. There was a list of buzzer codes on the door:

101 - S. Wong
201 - T. Wong
301 - H. Wong
401 - M. Wong
501 - G. Wong
601 - K. Wong
701 - P. Wong

That's just Wong on so many levels.

The-Amnesiac-Philosopher

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Last week, I told my boss that if he wanted to keep me, I needed a raise because I had four other companies seeking me.

He said, "What are the companies?"

I said, "Water, Electrical, Gas, and Citi Bank.

quickfur

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After all, being in debt attracts a lot of interest from banks.

The-Amnesiac-Philosopher

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I wish someone could tell me what "IDK" means.

Every time I ask, they say, "I don't know."

quickfur

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I accidentally swallowed a whole bunch of Scrabble tiles. My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster...!

golinux

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It could also be a real blow-out . . .

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quickfur

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In that case, urine trouble!

quickfur

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Or, in techie speak:

This device has low I/O throughput. If you're doing a bulk import, please be considerate and adjust your batch size to commit multiple smaller transactions.

EDX-0

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sytemd makes everything easier

quickfur

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McDonald's makes the best food.