The Joke Thread

golinux · 2024-10-17 22:26:40

This thread is overdue for a timeout . . . can we please just freeze it for a few days or more? We shouldn't be wasting devuan resources on this nonsense.

/me goes back to boycotting this useless thread . . .

moulder61 · 2024-10-17 23:20:13

So, the joke thread needs a gag!

stargate-sg1-cheyenne-mtn · 2024-10-17 23:23:32

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morale

ralph.ronnquist · 2024-10-17 23:59:05

Yeah I don't mind people attempting to amuse themselves and others, but that useless waste of vertical space is grating. (That's why I already added a filter to remove strands of newlines. I didn't think anyone would be ~~s...~~inclined enough to force vertical space by single dots or whatever)

golinux · 2024-10-18 00:08:04

If you are not living in the reality of the present you are living a fantasy. Sooner or later, when you least expect it, there will be a price to pay for the comfort of that avoidance. Sadly, humans keep repeating that cycle over and over and over . . .

ralph.ronnquist · 2024-10-18 01:04:28

mmm enjoying a good laugh is a reality worth pursuing, I think

stargate-sg1-cheyenne-mtn · 2024-10-18 05:31:51

if i didn't laugh, i would cry...just sayin'

most of humanity chooses apathy over empathy

war is the health of the state

antiwar

two thousand, eight hundred, and thirty one pages...trail of tears indeed

just sayin'

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pl · 2024-10-18 06:51:28

golinux wrote:

We shouldn't be wasting devuan resources on this nonsense.

Alright, "wasting" resources on nice jokes is not okay...
...Meanwhile wasting resources on tinfoil noise like this that presents us nothing, merely overwhelms everyone and has nothing to do with Devuan either is okay....
So it's better to spread misery instead of havin' a good laugh, aye?

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quickfur · 2024-10-18 17:17:27

Husband: I think you're right.
Wife: Wha... I haven't even said anything yet!
Husband: I'm just trying to save time.

The-Amnesiac-Philosopher · 2024-10-24 16:43:25

ralph.ronnquist...Down Under wrote:

@T-A-P Can you please stop that useless vertical spacing... you just makes everything even more boring!
I didn't think anyone would be s...inclined enough to force vertical space by single dots or whatever)

˙uᴉɐƃɐ ɹǝʌǝ sǝɔɐds ǝǝs ʇ,uoʍ noʎ puɐ 'ʇsod lɐuᴉƃᴉɹo ǝɥʇ pǝʇᴉpǝ ǝʌ,I ˙ʎɹɹoʍ ʇ,uop ˙ǝuᴉlɥɔund ǝɥʇ ǝɹoɟǝq ǝsnɐd ǝɥʇ sᴉ ǝʞoɾ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇɹɐd 'sǝɯᴉʇǝɯoS ˙ɯnɹoɟ ǝɥʇ ɥʇᴉʍ ƃuoɹʍ sɐʍ ƃuᴉɥʇǝɯos ʇɥƃnoɥʇ ʎldɯᴉs I ˙ɹǝƃuᴉɟ ǝlppᴉɯ N∀W ƎH┴ ǝʌᴉƃ oʇ ƃuᴉʎɹʇ sɐʍ I ǝʞᴉl ʇ,usɐʍ ʇI ˙op oʇ ɯǝɥʇ ʇuɐʍ ʇ,uop noʎ ʇɐɥʇ ƃuᴉɥʇǝɯos ƃuᴉʇʇᴉɯɯoɔ ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɯnɹoɟ ʇuɐʍ ʇ,uop noʎ ʇɐɥʇ (puɐɥǝɹoɟǝq) ʍouʞ sɹǝqɯǝɯ ɯnɹoɟ ǝɥʇ ʇǝl oʇ dlǝɥ ʇɥƃᴉɯ ʇᴉ 'op oʇ ɯǝɥʇ ʇuɐʍ ʇ,uop noʎ ʇɐɥʇ ƃuᴉɥʇǝɯos ƃuᴉʇʇᴉɯɯoɔ sɹǝqɯǝɯ ɯnɹoɟ ʇuɐʍ ʇ,uop noʎ ɟᴉ 'ǝɹnʇnɟ ǝɥʇ uI ¿¿¿,,sǝʞɐɯ,, ɟo pɐǝʇsuᴉ ,,ǝʞɐɯ,, ʇuɐǝɯ noʎ ʞuᴉɥʇ I ˙pǝsᴉɹdɹns ʇᴉq ɐ ɯ,I ˙noʎ ɯoɹɟ ƃuᴉsɹnɔ ǝɯos ʇno llnd p,I ʍouʞ ʇ,upᴉp I ˙ǝɹǝɥʇ pᴉp noʎ ʇɐɥʍ ǝǝs I˙˙˙ɥɥɥɥɥɐɹq
sǝɔɐdS ʎɹɐssǝɔǝuu∩ pǝʌoɯǝɹ :ʇᴉpƎ

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quickfur · 2024-10-24 17:52:28

@The-Amnesiac-Philosopher: I'm glad you didn't include maps or text containing the word "part" in your post, because otherwise, it'd be a spam trap.

On another note, last night I dreamed about my pet rabbits all lined up like in a parade, and hopping backwards.

Then I woke up, and realized that it was my receding hare line!

The-Amnesiac-Philosopher · 2024-10-24 17:55:14

Are things so bad here that I need to donate some money for spaces to be allowed on the forum???

The-Amnesiac-Philosopher · 2024-10-24 17:58:45

Oops. Sorry. I should have said...

ArethingssobadherethatIneedtodonatesomemoneyforspacestobeallowedontheforum???

The-Amnesiac-Philosopher · 2024-10-24 18:34:03

Here...maybe this will cover a few unnecessary spaces???

Until then, don't worry about me breaking any of your s... unannounced rules any longer.

By the way, unlike ralph.ronnquist, I left a space between the s... and the word that follows it.

Sorry about leaving a stinkin' boring space...

quickfur · 2024-10-24 22:37:06

As they say, the difference between "male factor" and "malefactor" is just a single space...

GlennW · 2024-10-24 23:18:51

Timing is important in comedy and humour. Keep the jokes coming, please. :-)

golinux · 2024-10-24 23:39:41

@GlennW . . . Yes, timing is important. For about a week the dev1galaxy forum has actually presented itself as a TECHNICAL support resource for the Devuan community as it should be, instead of a relentless churning of off-topic nonsense. It has been a bit like removing a thorn from the bottom of your foot . . .

The-Amnesiac-Philosopher · 2024-10-25 00:11:58

Then damn remove this damn thread...that has more damn views than the other damn technical threads on this damn forum...and draws more people into Devuan than other damn threads...damn.

After all, we don't want damn people interested in this damn system.

Damn...we don't want damn people to discover damn Devuan by happenstance through a damn joke thread.

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The-Amnesiac-Philosopher · 2024-10-25 00:24:49

...after all, we'd hate for people to think that we are joyous people who use Devuan and enjoy being a part of the community.

...and if I didn't say it enough in my previous post...

DAMN!!!

Laughing a little in life is good for you.

Okay. I'm damn done.

Ooooops...sorry for all of the damn spaces between my damn lines of text...

golinux · 2024-10-25 00:46:01

Silence is golden . . .

The-Amnesiac-Philosopher · 2024-10-25 00:55:38

Damn...

golinux · 2024-10-25 01:07:47

/me sends The-Amnesiac-Philosopher a hug . . .

The-Amnesiac-Philosopher · 2024-10-25 01:20:11

I damn hug you back damn it...

The-Amnesiac-Philosopher · 2024-10-25 01:22:11

quickfur · 2024-10-25 07:45:52

You know that time when my wife gave me a big hug?

It was after I told her that she should embrace her mistakes.

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