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zapper

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@trinitdad lol is that one old.

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The-Amnesiac-Philosopher

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I was trying to start a Hide-and-Seek team...

...but good players are hard to find.

zapper

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Someone asked me if I wanted to go to starbucks but I told them, I don't have that type of currency!

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quickfur

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People tell me I'm indecisive, but I'm not sure about that...

😜

quickfur

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I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is voltage over current.

quickfur

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There is no gravity. The earth sucks.

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The-Amnesiac-Philosopher

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My wife said that I acted too much like a detective with her and she wanted to split up.

I said, "Good. We can cover more ground that way."

The-Amnesiac-Philosopher

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Teslas don't have "that new car smell"...

They smell like Musk.

mustt-be-fast

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May I change my nickname? I was blind 5 minutes ago but I have read the forum help and now I am aware.

Note: If a username contains the characters [ or ] you can enclose it in quote marks.

I want a nickname full of random set of the brackets by the all length of the string of the nickname.

Teslas don't have "that new car smell"...

They smell like Musk.

Teslas are not the ones who smell, they are who sniff us

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trinidad

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There is no gravity. The earth sucks.

Or... Outer space is a vacuum because the whole world sucks.

TC

golinux

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Maybe universe?

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quickfur

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Maybe the whole universe sucks, but since things fall back to the earth, the earth sucks more! 😉

quickfur

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In any case, study gravitation; it's a field with lots of potential. 😂

The-Amnesiac-Philosopher

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Two artists had a fight.

It ended in a draw.

quickfur

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Give a man a fish, and he will eat once.  Teach a man to fish, and he will sit forever.

quickfur

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From the library:

• A Sleepless Night, by Constance Noring

• Automobile Rentals, by Lisa Karr

• Exploitation, by Ben Dover

• Going Incognito, by Anne O'Nymus

• Nutritious Vegetables, by Brock Lee

• Plumbing Troubles, by Leigh King

• Prescription Glasses, by Kent C. Strait

• Real Estate, by Owen A. Haus

• Scalp Disorder, by Dan Druff

• Stuffed Animals, by Ted E. Baer

• Surviving Winter, by Ed Skold O'Kay

• The Art of Humour, by Joe King

• The Autocrat, by Dick Tator

• The Case for Intelligence, by Eugene Yuss

• The Contigency Plan, by Justin Case

• The Convict, by Anna Fender

• The Female Artist, by Andrew Pictures

• The Giant Snake, by Anna Conda

• The Haunted House, by Hugo First

• The Judicial System, by Laura Norder

• The Statesman, by Polly Tix

• Tropical Vacation, by Sandy Beach

• Unusual Weather, by Hale Storm

The-Amnesiac-Philosopher

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I asked my wife for a compliment, because I was getting old, fat, and bald.

So she said, "You have great eyesight!"

quickfur

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Which is worse: ignorance or apathy?

Who knows? Who cares!

quickfur

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People tell me I'm skeptical, but I don't believe it!

People say I'm ignorant, but I don't know about that!

People say I'm paranoid, but they're just out to get me!

The-Amnesiac-Philosopher

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Q. What did Yoda say when he saw himself on a 4K Television?

A. HDMI

quickfur

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm.

The-Amnesiac-Philosopher

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Geology Rocks!

...but Geography is where it's at.

quickfur

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ASCII stupid question, getty stupid ANSI.

The-Amnesiac-Philosopher

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HAHAHA! That's a good one quikfur!!!

JWM-Kit

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WOW!
Quickfur, that has to be the ultimate Geek/nerd joke. Dare I say a dad geek joke?

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