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#201 2024-01-09 05:23:52

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@trinitdad lol is that one old.


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#202 2024-01-11 12:47:38

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I was trying to start a Hide-and-Seek team...

...but good players are hard to find.

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#203 2024-01-14 20:50:25

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Someone asked me if I wanted to go to starbucks but I told them, I don't have that type of currency!

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#204 2024-01-15 09:30:55

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People tell me I'm indecisive, but I'm not sure about that...

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#205 2024-01-15 19:13:03

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I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is voltage over current.

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#206 2024-01-17 10:35:40

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There is no gravity. The earth sucks.

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#207 2024-01-17 15:21:19

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My wife said that I acted too much like a detective with her and she wanted to split up.

I said, "Good. We can cover more ground that way."

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#208 2024-01-17 20:49:48

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Teslas don't have "that new car smell"...

They smell like Musk.

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#209 2024-01-20 13:40:53

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May I change my nickname? I was blind 5 minutes ago but I have read the forum help and now I am aware.

forum-lang/English/help.php wrote:

Note: If a username contains the characters [ or ] you can enclose it in quote marks.

I want a nickname full of random set of the brackets by the all length of the string of the nickname.

The-Amnesiac-Philosopher wrote:

Teslas don't have "that new car smell"...

They smell like Musk.

Teslas are not the ones who smell, they are who sniff us lol

Last edited by mustt-be-fast (2024-01-20 13:49:41)

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#210 2024-01-20 23:33:49

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There is no gravity. The earth sucks.

Or... Outer space is a vacuum because the whole world sucks.

TC

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#211 2024-01-21 00:40:29

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Maybe universe?

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#212 2024-01-21 01:17:52

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Maybe the whole universe sucks, but since things fall back to the earth, the earth sucks more! 😉

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#213 2024-01-21 01:19:37

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In any case, study gravitation; it's a field with lots of potential. 😂

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#214 2024-01-25 20:09:35

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Two artists had a fight.

It ended in a draw.

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#215 2024-01-25 20:17:19

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Give a man a fish, and he will eat once.  Teach a man to fish, and he will sit forever.

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#216 2024-01-25 21:16:24

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From the library:

  • A Sleepless Night, by Constance Noring

  • Automobile Rentals, by Lisa Karr

  • Exploitation, by Ben Dover

  • Going Incognito, by Anne O'Nymus

  • Nutritious Vegetables, by Brock Lee

  • Plumbing Troubles, by Leigh King

  • Prescription Glasses, by Kent C. Strait

  • Real Estate, by Owen A. Haus

  • Scalp Disorder, by Dan Druff

  • Stuffed Animals, by Ted E. Baer

  • Surviving Winter, by Ed Skold O'Kay

  • The Art of Humour, by Joe King

  • The Autocrat, by Dick Tator

  • The Case for Intelligence, by Eugene Yuss

  • The Contigency Plan, by Justin Case

  • The Convict, by Anna Fender

  • The Female Artist, by Andrew Pictures

  • The Giant Snake, by Anna Conda

  • The Haunted House, by Hugo First

  • The Judicial System, by Laura Norder

  • The Statesman, by Polly Tix

  • Tropical Vacation, by Sandy Beach

  • Unusual Weather, by Hale Storm

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#217 2024-01-26 13:36:15

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I asked my wife for a compliment, because I was getting old, fat, and bald.

So she said, "You have great eyesight!"

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#218 2024-01-26 13:50:03

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Which is worse: ignorance or apathy?

Who knows? Who cares!

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#219 2024-01-26 14:00:16

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People tell me I'm skeptical, but I don't believe it!

People say I'm ignorant, but I don't know about that!

People say I'm paranoid, but they're just out to get me!

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#220 2024-01-27 15:49:04

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Q. What did Yoda say when he saw himself on a 4K Television?

A. HDMI

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#221 2024-01-28 04:52:21

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm.

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#222 2024-02-08 10:25:29

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Geology Rocks!

...but Geography is where it's at.

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#223 2024-02-09 18:04:44

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ASCII stupid question, getty stupid ANSI.

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#224 2024-02-09 21:15:42

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HAHAHA! That's a good one quikfur!!! big_smile

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#225 2024-02-09 22:17:39

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WOW!
Quickfur, that has to be the ultimate Geek/nerd joke. Dare I say a dad geek joke?

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