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brocashelm

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Re: The Joke Thread

I see now why I switched to Devuan...

stargate-sg1-cheyenne-mtn

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Re: The Joke Thread

oh noes! where have all the babies gone? who will bathe and feed us when we are sixty-four?

https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-025-02615-6

also interesting, given this post and assorted recent commentaries:

https://dev1galaxy.org/viewtopic.php?pid=57310#p57310

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edit: might as well put this here also:

https://indiadispatch.com/p/india-has-time

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igorzwx

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Seems like the joke is on humanity!

Don't be so dramatic. It might be a joke on slaves of knowledge rather than on humanity.
The consumers of knowledge are supposed to consume knowledge without thinking.
That is why, perhaps, they are Neo-Luddites and AI haters.

NOTE: Knowledge is inconsumable, if it requires thinking. This sort of knowledge is likely to be misunderstood. "A wiki is useless" in this sense.

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Re: "average IQ"

It depends on how you measure "average".

For example, the average personal income is often given as the median – the number below which are 50% of personal incomes and above which are 50% of personal incomes – because the mean would be higher by including personal incomes from a few billionaires.
_https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Average

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g4sra

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Re: The Joke Thread

@igorzwx are you are volunteering to show me the math where 'average' > 50% ?

golinux

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Re: The Joke Thread

igorzwx . . . @Drama has no place in my thinking. I am merely an observer and will not shed a tear for our self-inflicted extinction.

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igorzwx

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Don't panic! The so-called "self-inflicted extinction" is just another hoax, a false warning about something very dangerous, an ancient method to fool and enslave naive people. This method was invented in the Stone Age, and, nevertheless, humanity persists to multiply.

@g4sra

It is not about math, it is about the method of thinking. Would you believe that at least half of pulseaudio users is above the average level of deafness?

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g4sra

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@igorzwx

It is not about math

No ? Then why does the question have the word 'math' in it ?

show me the math where 'average' > 50%

golinux

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Re: The Joke Thread

Checkmate!

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zapper

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@golinux since this thread is getting a lot of nonsense, I am guessing its okay if I make a nonsensical thread devoted to weird stuff like aliens crashing on planet earth and sucking our blood out of our body. Am I right?

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golinux

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Re: The Joke Thread

And zapper continues the theater of the absurd . . .

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zapper

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@golinux yeah, I did. I thought it was funny lol. I wondered how quick you would lock it LOL.

I should do this more often am I right?

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igorzwx

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@g4sra

There is math, and there are many methods to misuse it. It depends on the method of thinking.

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