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#301 2024-03-14 12:27:25

The-Amnesiac-Philosopher
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A little racy. Feel free to remove it...

tap@devuan:~$ man wife
No manual entry for wife
tap@devuan:~$ 

yikes

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#302 2024-03-14 13:26:34

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@The-Amnesiac-Philospher Ain't that the truth... tongue


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#303 2024-03-14 21:37:34

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tap@devuan:~$ man wife
No manual entry for wife
tap@devuan:~$

glenn@GamesBox ~ $ man life
No manual entry for life
glenn@GamesBox ~ $ 

:-)


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#304 2024-03-14 23:44:39

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Just to be clear @the-amnesiac-philospher

I was saying your comment was racy not that I necessarily agreed with you posting it.

;P

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#305 2024-03-15 17:47:04

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I married my wife for her looks...

... but not the ones I've been getting lately. big_smile

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#306 2024-03-15 17:56:02

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"Incontinence hotline...

... please hold."

🤦

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#307 2024-03-15 18:04:39

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The groaners keep coming . . .

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#308 2024-03-15 20:05:31

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The groaners keep coming . . .

Q. What is ET short for?

A. Because he has tiny legs.

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#309 2024-03-15 20:21:41

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I used to hate puns but they've since groan on me. tongue

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#310 2024-03-15 20:23:43

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The 3 telling signs of laziness:

#1

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#311 2024-03-16 00:31:11

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Would Mark May sue my family / estate if I put the 'super S'
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_S
on my grave stone? 
The guy is a pretty good copy right troll.

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#312 2024-03-16 23:06:10

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My son thinks that something is wrong with the camera.  "Every time I try to take a photo, it turns out grainy!", he complained.

"Well," I said. "That's because you're taking photos of a wheat field."

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#313 2024-03-18 15:54:46

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Teacher: Did you know that alligators can grow up to 15 feet?

Student: That's funny, I've never seen one with more than 4.

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#314 2024-03-18 16:21:02

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My son asked me about how people used to find their way around. He cannot imagine a world without GPS.

I said, in the old days, cowboys used to hang lanterns on their saddles at night to help them find their way home. It was an early form of saddle light navigation.

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#315 2024-03-18 21:57:42

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@quickfur ... "saddle light navigation" rotfl

Thank you


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#316 2024-03-20 22:06:01

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Seven days without a pun...

... makes one weak.

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#317 2024-03-20 23:39:27

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. . . or more mature . . .

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#318 2024-03-21 00:55:22

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Nah, just full groan. 🤣

"Mature" doesn't work as a pun on 7 days.

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#319 2024-03-21 16:42:29

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My wife's back was really hurting her yesterday, so she asked me if I'd put her clothes on.

I said, "I don't think they'll fit me."

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#320 2024-03-21 21:05:01

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Interviewer: So, what's your address?
Geek: 172.34.56.78
Interviewer: No, your local address.
Geek: 127.0.0.1
Interviewer: No, I mean your physical address.
Geek: 29:31:d0:a2:4a:01

big_smile

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#321 2024-03-21 22:32:56

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@quickfur the address joke was gold. Very amusing.

And your response to golinux about the groaners keep coming was even more gold.


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#322 2024-03-22 15:42:58

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My problem is that my left brain has nothing right in it, and my right brain has nothing left in it.

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#323 2024-03-24 16:20:32

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English Rules...

1. i before e except after c.

That's weird...

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#324 2024-03-24 23:05:17

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I before E except after C: disproven by science.

🤣

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#325 2024-03-25 17:54:58

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Hahahahaha!

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