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moulder61

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Re: The Joke Thread

A snail called the police and said he'd been mugged by a tortoise.
The policeman asked if he could describe the tortoise?
The snail said, "No, it happened so quickly."

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quickfur

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Re: The Joke Thread

The other day I met a slug who claimed that he was actually a snail.  He said that he had just gone through a divorce, and she got the house.

moulder61

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So I went to the garden centre and bought a box of 1000 slug pellets.
2 hours later I went back for another box.
The same assistant served me and said "Wow! Another 1000 slug pellets? You must have a serious slug infestation?"
I said "No, just the one, but I'm having trouble hitting it".

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quickfur

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My former neighbour loved dogs.  He had 10 pugs who would cuddle up with him in bed at night.

I guess you could say he had a bed pug infestation!

moulder61

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I said to my neighbour "I saw your cat go up to the end of the garden, dig a hole then poop in it!"
He said "Yeah, they all do that."
I said "What, with a shovel?"

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quickfur

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One cat said to another, Why does my human servant keep stealing my poop with a tiny shovel?!

moulder61

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Two fish in a tank. One said to the other "How do you steer this thing?"

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quickfur

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The other fish replied, First, you hook this up here, and then you pull this rod up...

The first fish bit the hook and got reeled out of the tank. It said angrily, Well, tanks a lot!

moulder61

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What's the fastest fish in the sea?
A motor pike with a side carp.

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