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Re: The Joke Thread

wwjd

https://www.jesusfilm.org/blog/jesus-washing-the-disciples-feet/

were we to meet, i'd wash thee feet.

perhaps pedicure and polish provided per mutual agreement

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A RAID member disk walks into a bar. Bartender asks what’s wrong?
“Parity error.”
“Yeah, you look a bit off.”

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quickfur

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What's the definition of parity?

- A parrot's favorite drink.

Why did the bartender refuse to give the parrot a drink?

- Because he was parrot-no-id.

What geometric figure most resembles a parrot?

- A polygon.

Why did the mathematician's parrot starve?

- He couldn't solve the polly-no-meals!

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The-Amnesiac-Philosopher

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Recently, a really dangerous gang of mimes came to our town and performed all kinds of unspeakable acts...

The-Amnesiac-Philosopher

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Have you ever noticed...

When the evening news comes on, the host says, "Good Evening!"

Then proceeds to spend an hour telling you why it's not a good evening.

The-Amnesiac-Philosopher

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Yesterday, I was walking around town, and I noticed a lot of flyers that had been put up on poles, store fronts, etc.

The message was...

A picture of a cute long-haired Calico cat. Followed by, Have you seen this cat? PLEASE call me @...and a phone number.

Well, I figured it was important with so many flyers.

So, I called the number, and I told her "No...I haven't seen it."

moulder61

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I told my friend that my dog had run off and was missing.

He said, "Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"

I said, "It's no good, my dog can't read."

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The-Amnesiac-Philosopher

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Recently, a foreign couple gave me their camera.

They made a lot of nice gestures. I couldn't understand what they were saying, but they seemed happy about it.

So, I took it.

The-Amnesiac-Philosopher

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I heard that a kiwi tastes similar to a watermelon.

So, I tried one.

It tasted good, but I couldn't enjoy it from having to spit out the seeds like a watermelon.