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Looks like 5 circles to me?
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My wife said that she wanted a divorce on the grounds of my gross immaturity.
I tried to reason with her but she said, " Look, that's it. I've had enough. I can't take it any more. It's over. Period".
Then I started laughing.
So she said, "What's so funny?"
I said, "You just said "period"!"
My Miyo based projects are here:
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Oh right, it is 5 circles. See, it confused even me.
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I miss synonym rolls, like the ones grammar used to make.
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I went to the baker and asked, "Can I have 3 wasps please?"
The baker said, "We don't sell wasps!"
I said, "Well you've got 6 in the window!"
My Miyo based projects are here:
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What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question with a joke?
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Why ask rhetorical questions?
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I have no answer for that.
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You're not supposed to answer a rhetorical question 😆
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Hence, I had no answer.
Last edited by The-Amnesiac-Philosopher (2024-09-14 17:26:45)
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. . . cricket sounds . . .
The party died without golinux here
Last edited by JWM-Kit (2024-09-18 00:34:34)
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Well I was away and the thread died. So I decided to hire an Uber to get back here. Turns out, the driver's Russian, and his name is Pickup Andropov.
Last edited by quickfur (2024-09-18 01:12:40)
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In other news, I almost won the stuffy nose contest, but in the end I blew it.
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A vacuum cleaner salesman came to our house the other day.
He dumped a can of cat food on our rug and said that he'd eat what the vacuum didn't pick up.
I said, "I hope you're hungry. Our electricity has been out for hours."
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As they say, when you open up your vacuum cleaner to clean it, you become a vacuum cleaner.
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It sucks to be a vacuum cleaner.
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I want to get rid of my vacuum cleaner. It's only picking up dust. Besides, when it works it sucks, and when it doesn't suck it doesn't work!
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Recently, our local orchestra was playing a concert in the park during a storm.
Lightning struck the Conductor.
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Last week, my friend and I went to the local bar to play pool.
I was setting things up, and my friend asked, "Hey, you wanna break?"
I said, "Why? We're just getting started."
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My son accidentally bumped the table while sitting down for dinner, knocking over a bowl of peas all over himself.
"Dad," he says. "I need to go to the bathroom. I've just pead myself."
🤣
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Our guests happened to arrive at the same time as our grocery delivery. They knocked on the door, and the delivery man called out, "Lettuce in!"
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I feel sorry for AA batteries...
They're not included in anything.
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The thing about batteries is that in spite of all the benefits they bring, they always have a negative side.
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BTW, I have a ton of batteries to give away. They're free of charge.
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Hahahaha!
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