What do you do with an imaginary pig?

Nothing; it's just a pig-ment of your imagination.

Blocking ads is just plugging a single hole in a cheesegrater. There are so, so, many other ways in which information about you, your browsing habits, and other such data can be, and are, collected every day.  The moment you stepped online, you've basically already given up privacy.  The only remaining question is the degree to which your privacy will be sacrificed.  That it is non-zero is already indisputable.

What's left of privacy? You mean there's anything left to begin with?? 😂

Yes, as exemplified by the recent liblzma/xz backdoor fiasco. The latest versions (at the time) contained the backdoor, which was subsequently removed when affected distros rolled back to a known good version.

Also keep in mind that Debian security patches are usually applied to stable first, before it lands in testing. And new versions you get outside of the Debian infrastructure may not even be patched at all. Sticking with stable is generally safer.

Or, in techie speak:

I accidentally swallowed a whole bunch of Scrabble tiles. My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster...!

Once I worked in Hong Kong as a pizza delivery man, and had to deliver pizza to an apartment building. There was a list of buzzer codes on the door:

101 - S. Wong
201 - T. Wong
301 - H. Wong
401 - M. Wong
501 - G. Wong
601 - K. Wong
701 - P. Wong

That's just Wong on so many levels.

I'd butter not tell you my secret, cuz if my boss finds out I've been loafing around, I'd be toast!

Although as they say, no pain, no grain, so maybe he would at yeast excuse the bread puns.

How do you make a cuttlefish laugh?  Give it ten tickles.

Which dinosaur has the richest vocabulary?  The the-saurus, of course.

My best friend was charged with stealing my dictionary.  I have no words.

If it were up to me, I'd just migrate from bookworm to Devuan chimaera instead of trying to reinstall the vps. And possibly upgrade to daedalus afterwards.

Doctor: Before we begin this procedure, I have to warn you that the survival rate is only 50%.
Patient: Well, then let's do it twice!