Last night, I put Legos all over the floor on my wife's side of the bed. Then I set off the fire alarm...

When an Arch-user tries Devuan and finally gets an update...

Here's another one just for my friend golinux...

Q. What looks like half of a potato?

A. The other half.

I'm fairly sure that you didn't mean that to be funny...but I can't stop laughing about it!

Never ask a magician to reveal his tricks. Just enjoy the show.

Okay. Thanks.

I guess I've been lucky. I've had better luck with OpenBSD on a desktop than FreeBSD.

I suppose it's all a hardware issue.

...just catching up on lost time.

Speaking of time, I have a funny daylight savings time joke!

I'll tell you later.

My friend and I were stranded at sea in a row boat.

He complained, because we only had four tiny fish to eat.

I said they were Oar d'oeuvres.

Covid really affected everyone...

...I just saw a burglar kicking in his own door.

I guess he was working from home.

My wife asked me why I don't treat her the same way that I treated her when we first started dating.

So...

I took her out to eat and a movie.

Then, I dropped her off at her parent's house.

I had a dream about sausage last night.

It was more like a nightmare to be frank.

Dudes...I'ma tryin' to curtail all of this knowledge, imagination, science, assumations, etc. with jokes n'stuff n'stuff...

...but I'm no one to talk.

Speaking of jokes...

Q. How many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. Oh...there's a bug, did I close the toilet seat, I'm cooking a hamburger, my sock has a hole in the toe, remember that time when I went, oh...there's a bug...