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#26 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-12-28 22:22:44

A man came out of prison after 20 years, and amongst the possessions returned to him was a ticket for a shoe repair.
He decided to see if the shoe repairers shop was still there?
Sure enough, it was. Also, the same man that was there 20 years before was working there!
The man gave him the receipt and was told, "They'll be ready on Tuesday,"

#27 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-12-28 22:17:29

Talking of shoes, I bought a pair of tortoise shell ones the other week. It took me four hours to get out of the shop.

#28 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-12-28 19:13:39

While I was there I asked for a box of 100 cross head screws.
The assistant said, "How long do you want them?"
I said, "I want to keep them."

#29 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-12-28 19:10:01

I bought some Velcro recently. It was £20 per metre. What a rip off!

#30 Re: DIY » α-utilz -- a funky version of refractasnapshot/installer » 2024-12-20 23:34:22

@greenjeans

I took the 2022 MiyoLinux JWM build and updated it to Daedalus then "converted" it to my configs. It's a minimal XFWM setup, very much of the "make it your own" philosophy. Miyo(Dan) himself quite likes it too. wink

I'm currently working on my own version with a lot fewer packages, and possibly using Calamares as an installer. It's slow going as I have a lot of other projects I'm juggling at the moment, none of which are getting finished!

Moulder.

#31 Re: DIY » α-utilz -- a funky version of refractasnapshot/installer » 2024-12-20 15:57:05

@greenjeans

I have dabbled with yad here and there. smile I think refractas gui front end uses yad, possibly?

I paid for a commercial version of basic about 20 years ago and am trying to get my moneysworth out of it!

So, if anything, I'd try to do it in that. If it doesn't work, it doesn't matter. It would just be an experiment to see if I could or not?

Moulder.

#32 Re: DIY » α-utilz -- a funky version of refractasnapshot/installer » 2024-12-20 00:37:24

That's why I never wrote the script. It's way too complicated for me. tongue
But, it did what I needed, so I'm happy. smile
I could be tempted to try to make a gui for it, but it's a bit out of my league really.

Moulder.

#33 Re: DIY » α-utilz -- a funky version of refractasnapshot/installer » 2024-12-19 23:21:56

Sorry, I didn't explain what he told me clearly enough.
He said he had a Void VM and your script worked OK but he couldn't boot into the iso it created.
So, he converted his VM (qcow2? or something) into an install "on the metal", which seems not to have worked either.
I'm not sure which was the kernel error?
Anyway, he said he will try again but not in a VM this time.
I hope that makes sense?

Moulder.

#34 Re: DIY » α-utilz -- a funky version of refractasnapshot/installer » 2024-12-19 20:47:13

@alphalpha

I emailed the person that mentioned the kernel error and he said he was using a converted VM image, apparently. We think that that probably caused the issue?

Moulder.

#35 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-12-19 20:41:41

My son was doing his homework and asked me where the pyramids were?
I said, "Ask your mother, she tidies up around here."

#36 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-12-18 19:49:30

I remember sneakily unwrapping my wife's Christmas present one year to see what I'd bought her?

#37 Re: DIY » α-utilz -- a funky version of refractasnapshot/installer » 2024-12-17 23:15:56

@golinux

I don't know who started it all, or who forked what from where, but I've only known about it as refracta via Devuan. So thanks fsr, wherever you are!

@alphalpha

I've been burned before! Not mentioning any names, but fluxu... errrmm.... someone or other wrote a custom install script that trashed my drive even though I backed out before committing to it. Fortunately, testdisk save my backside and I've been more careful since. big_smile

Moulder.

#38 Re: DIY » α-utilz -- a funky version of refractasnapshot/installer » 2024-12-17 20:09:31

My main issue was getting the dependencies installed. It did offer to do that for me, but that didn't work so I had to do it manually.

It made the iso successfully and booted first time, but the installer wasn't going as well as I'd hoped, namely, I wasn't 100% confident my drive wasn't going to get wiped, and I have multiple OS's on it that I don't want to lose. So I borrowed void-installer from another live iso and used that instead. tongue

It needs a bit of tweaking, but it looks like I might have a nice solution to my requirements. I have no idea how you worked all that out, but thanks again.

Thanks also to fsmithred and whoever else is responsible for the Refracta suite of tools.

Moulder.

#39 Re: DIY » α-utilz -- a funky version of refractasnapshot/installer » 2024-12-17 17:02:49

Hi Michael,

I've been playing with alpha-utilz today and although I had to fiddle with it a bit, I was impressed to find I could actually create a Void snapshot from it! I've been hoping for something like this for a while as I'm not clever enough to work out how to do it myself, so well done. Nice work. smile

Moulder.

#40 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-11-17 14:23:52

I told my friend that my dog had run off and was missing.

He said, "Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"

I said, "It's no good, my dog can't read."

#41 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-10-17 23:20:13

So, the joke thread needs a gag!

#42 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-10-17 18:52:29

A guy wakes up in hospital after an operation to amputate his leg.
Doctor says, "There's two bits of good news and some bad news."
Man says, "What's the bad news?"
Doctor says, "We cut the wrong leg off."
Man says, "What's the good news?"
Doctor says, "The other one is getting better, and the guy in the next bed will give you £1 for your slippers."

#43 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-10-16 19:06:38

A guy out driving gets pulled over by the police.
Policeman says, "Would you step out of the vehicle please sir, and come around the back?"
Man says, "OK officer."
The policeman points to a light that's not working and the man starts crying.
Policeman says, "Don't get upset sir, it probably just needs a new bulb."
Man says, "Where's my bloody caravan?!"

#44 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-10-11 11:28:55

What about the Judge that had no thumbs?
Justice Fingers.

#45 Re: Devuan Derivatives » Devuan spin/rice » 2024-10-10 19:51:06

@golinux

Thanks. That's the Awesome build screenshot above. I've been busy working on DXM v2.

Moulder.

#46 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-10-10 14:26:06

I went for an interview for a job as a dustman.
I said, "What sort of training do I get?"
Interviewer said, "None, you pick it up as you go along."

#47 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-10-09 19:10:28

I saw a guy get run over by a mobile library.
He was trapped under the front wheel, screaming his head off.
The driver got out and said, "Shhhh."

#48 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-10-03 10:01:42

I was up cleaning the loft with the wife the other day.
Dirty, filthy, covered in cobwebs.
She's good to the kids though.

#49 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-09-21 08:55:59

My car broke down, so I called out a mechanic.
Mechanic: "Your battery's flat."
Me: "What shape is it supposed to be?"
Mechanic: "Your gasket's blew, too."
Me: "What other colours do they come in?"
Then a tramp walked past and asked what was the matter?
Me: "Piston broke."
Tramp:"Me too, brother. Me too."

#50 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-09-12 21:18:18

I went to the baker and asked, "Can I have 3 wasps please?"
The baker said, "We don't sell wasps!"
I said, "Well you've got 6 in the window!"

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