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#351 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-02-17 15:12:33

How many ears does Spock have?

Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.

#352 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-02-17 01:30:25

I suspect the best way to deal with procrastination is to put off the procrastination itself until later. I've been meaning to try this, but haven't gotten around to it yet.

#353 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-02-16 20:46:04

What kind of key opens a banana?

A monkey.

#354 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-02-16 15:17:38

When programming, don't write spaghetti code unless you can eat the consequences. 😉

#355 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-02-16 11:21:35

I told my friend I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I rode straight pasta.

#356 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-02-16 01:45:26

Maybe, but I find that garlic jokes do have a certain apeel. :-P

#357 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-02-16 00:16:09

Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

big_smile

#358 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-02-13 22:31:23

Well, after all, life is complex: it consists of real and imaginary parts! big_smile

#359 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-02-13 05:18:17

The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90° and try again.

#360 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-02-12 11:19:36

Need help with diet problems? Call Over-eaters Anonymous: 888-888-8888.

#361 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-02-09 23:50:57

Seen on the license plate of a Volkswagen Beetle: FEATURE.
🤣

#362 Re: Off-topic » terminal title parameter » 2024-02-09 18:07:21

Unfortunately in cases like these the best way is probably to find out which actual terminal it is (e.g. use `namei` or equivalent to find where x-terminal-emulator actually resolves to), then have a table of known terminals to option names to map the option correctly.

A hassle, of course. But ultimately solvable.

#363 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-02-09 18:04:44

ASCII stupid question, getty stupid ANSI.

#364 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-01-28 04:52:21

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm.

#365 Re: Devuan » Praise for the security updates » 2024-01-26 18:26:03

The Devuan servers, from what I understand, only host a small number of forked packages.  The rest of the packages are supplied via a HTTP redirect to the upstream Debian servers. So any updates to non-forked packages would be available at the same time as they become available on the Debian servers.

#366 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-01-26 14:00:16

People tell me I'm skeptical, but I don't believe it!

People say I'm ignorant, but I don't know about that!

People say I'm paranoid, but they're just out to get me!

#367 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-01-26 13:50:03

Which is worse: ignorance or apathy?

Who knows? Who cares!

#368 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-01-25 21:16:24

From the library:

  • A Sleepless Night, by Constance Noring

  • Automobile Rentals, by Lisa Karr

  • Exploitation, by Ben Dover

  • Going Incognito, by Anne O'Nymus

  • Nutritious Vegetables, by Brock Lee

  • Plumbing Troubles, by Leigh King

  • Prescription Glasses, by Kent C. Strait

  • Real Estate, by Owen A. Haus

  • Scalp Disorder, by Dan Druff

  • Stuffed Animals, by Ted E. Baer

  • Surviving Winter, by Ed Skold O'Kay

  • The Art of Humour, by Joe King

  • The Autocrat, by Dick Tator

  • The Case for Intelligence, by Eugene Yuss

  • The Contigency Plan, by Justin Case

  • The Convict, by Anna Fender

  • The Female Artist, by Andrew Pictures

  • The Giant Snake, by Anna Conda

  • The Haunted House, by Hugo First

  • The Judicial System, by Laura Norder

  • The Statesman, by Polly Tix

  • Tropical Vacation, by Sandy Beach

  • Unusual Weather, by Hale Storm

#369 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-01-25 20:17:19

Give a man a fish, and he will eat once.  Teach a man to fish, and he will sit forever.

big_smile

#370 Re: Off-topic » [SOLVED] What is your view on major distros dropping X11 and requiring Wayland? » 2024-01-22 16:57:02

I think there's some misunderstanding here. If all you care about is the ability to run your application on Wayland, it does have an XWayland layer that, for the most part, will continue to function as if it's X11. It mostly works, except for some functions that are fundamentally incompatible with Wayland, such as screen capturing or locking. As long as your application doesn't depend on these incompatible functions, it will in all likelihood work in Wayland.

This is aside from the more philosophical issue of whether Wayland is a good solution or not, which is a question of a different nature.

#371 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-01-21 01:19:37

In any case, study gravitation; it's a field with lots of potential. 😂

#372 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-01-21 01:17:52

Maybe the whole universe sucks, but since things fall back to the earth, the earth sucks more! 😉

#373 Re: Other Issues » pavucontrol sound card settings change after reboot » 2024-01-20 01:32:28

A year or two ago firefox (from the Debian repo, so by extension in Devuan as well) indeed failed to play audio without pulseaudio. Or rather, it did so erratically, sometimes it would work, sometimes it wouldn't. Googling online turned up discussions about no longer supporting ALSA.  But recently this problem has gone away. I don't know if it's because they got enough backlash that they reconsidered this decision, or something else changed, but now firefox audio works fine without PA running.

#374 Re: Off-topic » [SOLVED] What is your view on major distros dropping X11 and requiring Wayland? » 2024-01-19 21:19:07

The fact the Devuan exists gives hope that there are some who are willing to stand up against the manipulations of Big Tech.  Even though this is outside the scope of Devuan proper, there must be some who would be willing to stand up and fight against the trend and either keep X11 alive, or replace it with something better.

Given that there's quite a lot of unhappiness with Wayland (see for example the link to XScreenSaver's page that I posted earlier), the demand is certainly there. All it takes now is for some to fill that need.

#375 Re: Installation » x won't start - Segmentation Fault after fresh install » 2024-01-19 16:50:53

Which versions of xorg-* packages do you have? And which version(s) of nvidia drivers are you using (if any)?

From cursory look it appears to be an ABI incompatibility issue caused by using packages of incompatible versions. But I could be wrong.

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