All that I can say is...

If you shop for groceries at a certain USA chain store...cough-cough...Wal...cough-cough...Mart, and the chicken breasts are as big as a turkey's breast (or bigger)...

...it p...r...o...b...a...b...l...y has a bunch'a nasty junk in it.

One of the "Insurance Companies" that my employer formerly used (I don't recall the name of said company) was very involved in trying to get us healthier. They gave incentives for "doing this" and "doing that". Incentives like...reach an X number of points for completing certain things, and you'll receive an Amazon Gift Card, things from their own store, etc...

During that time was when I really learned about healthy living. I was down with it. I lost over 60 lbs, got my blood pressure to normal levels, and felt better overall...all just by changing my diet and walking 4 days a week.

I was kind of sad when my employer dropped them; however, I still have that knowledge (if my amnesiastics allow me ).

Is it fun? No. Is it worth it? Yes.

Today, I will eat another salad for every meal. Tomorrow (Saturday), is my one day (each week) to eat whatever I want. Sometimes I splurge and eat a pizza, Subway sandwich, etc...mostly now though, I eat salads.

I still don't know what in the world you're talking about.

However, I can sympathize with your How about how the female of the species loads a dishwasher. statement.

Good Lord!!!

However, at the end of the day, I love and appreciate my wife, and I accept her for who she is...as she does me.

I tried watching "High Castle". I made it through roughly 10 minutes of the first episode and then fell asleep...had no interest in ever trying to continue it. I'll search for the book. Thanks.

I still don't know what you're talkin' about though.

Lately, I've been really struggling to get my wife's attention.

So, I grabbed a beer, turned on the TV, and laid down on the couch with a blanket over me.

That's all it took.

Last week I was out for a drive, and my Navigation told me to turn around.

I wasn't sure how I was supposed to drive if I was turned around.

Sorry...but it's funny.

Note to self: no more gifs.

EDIT: SG-1 fans will get it.

Once every year, I watch the entire Stargate SG-1 series from start to finish...'cause that's the way I roll baby!

Braaaaa...fsmithred has made it easy with his refracta tools.

Set up your system the way you like, then run refractasnapshot. YOU CAN DO IT!

What starts with S and ends in X...

clemens3 (from the #devuan-offtopic IRC channel) said, "segx."

Hahahaha!

My wife and I were having a romantic dinner.

She said, "What starts with S and ends with X."

I said, "No it doesn't."

My son asked me to explain taxes.

So I ate 33.3% of his ice cream.

Okay...

My non-binary partner said that I needed to get more in touch with my non-binary side.
So,

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Q. What were the router's last words?

A. Tell my wifi love her.