Yeah, that winner?  He's a notorious lobster!

And he's always laughing at the losers, because people always crack 'em up!

And the other day, he needed a ride to the other side of town.  So he called a crab.

Just as they were lowering the coffin into the ground, Harry heard his grandma's voice call out to him from inside.

That was when he realized that the funeral had been a grave mistake.

Agree that text files are the most versatile.  I generally prefer text files over other formats, because other formats tend to be tied to specific applications, and when those applications break / are not available, your data becomes inaccessible.  Whereas anyone and anything can read text files.

Text files are also great for version-controlled projects, because it's easy to compare differences across different versions.  Version-controlled binary files require specialized tools and are generally hard to compare in an understandable way.  Patches to text files generally also work much better than binary patches, for many reasons.

tl;dr: text files are superior in just about every way, they should be preferred over binary formats where possible.

I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today.

That's already 7 years in a row!

Boy: Help, my shirt button popped out, but I don't know how to sew it back on!
Girl: Just sew up the buttonhole instead.

🤣

Did you see today's headlines about the spade incident?

It's groundbreaking news!

🤣

The other fish replied, First, you hook this up here, and then you pull this rod up...

The first fish bit the hook and got reeled out of the tank. It said angrily, Well, tanks a lot!

My former neighbour loved dogs.  He had 10 pugs who would cuddle up with him in bed at night.

I guess you could say he had a bed pug infestation!

Speaking of vacations, once my wife and I went for a trip to Vietnam.  It was an un-pho-gettable experience!

A gamer was traveling in France and made friends with one of the locals. He asked, Do you like computer games?

The Frenchman replied, Wii.

A young prince was arguing with his father, the King.

Prince: Father, I deserve a proper bed!  The King has a king-sized bed, and the Queen has a queen-sized bed.  Where's my prince-sized bed??!
King: You know where you sleep.  Now get back to your heir mattress!

Today, I saw another book in the bookstore. It was a novel called The Dutchman in the Tube.

It made me wonder, is it about a hollow cylinder, or a silly Hollander?