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#51 2018-01-05 06:30:02

ralph.ronnquist
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Re: The Joke Thread

There are two rules for success in life:

Rule 1: Don't tell people everything you know.

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#52 2018-01-05 06:59:25

fungus
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Re: The Joke Thread

ralph.ronnquist wrote:

There are two rules for success in life:

Rule 1: Don't tell people everything you know.

That's the individualist's perspective of success.
Humanity has only evolved because humans tell what they know, eventually, somehow.  Imagine, just imagine, if this was an organized process to do tell everything we know to the most people we can, as quickly as possible.

Instead we get schools that restrict what we should know and half of it is garbage.

A fungus, as a single organism, that can extent for kilometers, can transmit "information" from end to end (cell to cell), in a non-hierarchical manner, at the speed of electricity.   And the same organism can live for thousands of years.  The wisdom of fungi!

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#53 2018-01-05 08:45:47

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Re: The Joke Thread

Indeed. Lucky the bar isn't too high, though.

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#54 2018-01-07 06:42:06

MiyoLinux
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Re: The Joke Thread

There are 10 types of people in the world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't.


I have been Devuanated, and my practice in the art of Devuanism shall continue until my Devuanization is complete. Until then, I will strive to continue in my understanding of Devuanchology, Devuanprocity, and Devuanivity.

Veni, vidi, vici vdevuaned. I came, I saw, I Devuaned. wink

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#55 2018-01-08 00:33:14

fungus
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Re: The Joke Thread

MiyoLinux wrote:

There are I0 types of people in the world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Is this better?

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#56 2018-01-09 04:00:29

MiyoLinux
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fungus wrote:
MiyoLinux wrote:

There are I0 types of people in the world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Is this better?

Okay...but you asked for it...

Why do you never see a Hippopotamus hiding in a tree?

Because they're so good at it! tongue


I have been Devuanated, and my practice in the art of Devuanism shall continue until my Devuanization is complete. Until then, I will strive to continue in my understanding of Devuanchology, Devuanprocity, and Devuanivity.

Veni, vidi, vici vdevuaned. I came, I saw, I Devuaned. wink

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#57 2018-01-09 11:01:25

fungus
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Re: The Joke Thread

How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a lightbulb?




None, the lightbulb needs to want to change itself.

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