The Joke Thread

MiyoLinux · 2017-12-18 19:31:57

If a moderator wants this thread removed, I understand.

A Roman (and four of his friends) walk into a café. He holds up two fingers and says, "Five coffees, please."

fungus · 2017-12-18 22:14:16

Is there a 2nd part?
I tried, I don't get it.

fungus · 2017-12-18 22:15:19

I also think moderators should be banned from this area

MiyoLinux · 2017-12-18 22:27:13

fungus wrote:

Is there a 2nd part?
I tried, I don't get it.

A Roman and 4 friends total five...the Roman Numeral for 5 is V...two fingers make a V.

Perhaps I should have called it "The Bad Jokes Thread"? LOLOLOL!

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golinux · 2017-12-18 23:08:56

That's half of the vulcan salute!

golinux · 2017-12-18 23:13:22

fungus wrote:

I also think moderators should be banned from this area

You misjudge the mods here.

MiyoLinux · 2017-12-18 23:18:13

golinux wrote:

That's half of the vulcan salute!

@golinux...Live long and prosper!

sgage · 2017-12-18 23:28:14

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster gets up in the morning and clucks defiance.

fungus · 2017-12-18 23:31:32

What does one mushroom say to another?

Hey you are a "fun_guy" too!!

fungus · 2017-12-18 23:34:24

golinux wrote:

fungus wrote:
I also think moderators should be banned from this area
You misjudge the mods here.

Some are like throwing bate to piranjas (pirannas)

sgage · 2017-12-18 23:38:34

fungus wrote:

What does one mushroom say to another?
Hey you are a "fun_guy" too!!

A slight variation that you might like to add to your collection, being a mycological person:

What do you call a mushroom at the bar who buys a round of drinks for everyone?

A fun_guy to be with.

sgage · 2017-12-18 23:40:37

A guy was involved in a terrible industrial accident - ripped off his entire left side.

He's all right now.

I'm sorry, I'll stop now. Maybe.

MiyoLinux · 2017-12-18 23:59:09

Three blondes walk into a bar followed by a brunette. The brunette ducked.

golinux · 2017-12-19 00:18:08

You guys need a life . . .

MiyoLinux · 2017-12-19 00:21:35

golinux wrote:

You guys need a life . . .

A photon checked into a hotel, and the bellhop asked him if he needed help with his luggage.

The photon said, "No thanks. I'm traveling light."

greenjeans · 2017-12-20 21:39:25

Two bacteria walk into a bar, the bartender says "hey we don't serve your kind in here".

The bacterias answer: " no no, you don't understand, we're staff."

MiyoLinux · 2017-12-21 19:35:39

The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

MiyoLinux · 2017-12-22 16:14:54

A policeman came to my door and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes.

My dogs don't even have bikes.

golinux · 2017-12-22 16:45:41

Miyo . . . you need to get a life . . .

MiyoLinux · 2017-12-22 17:10:36

golinux wrote:

Miyo . . . you need to get a life . . .

Come on now...you know you at least smiled about that...even if you didn't want to.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

I like my jokes like I like my corn...

Corny.

golinux · 2017-12-22 17:23:29

Your jokes would have been amusing in junior high . . .

MiyoLinux · 2017-12-22 17:31:50

golinux wrote:

Your jokes would have been amusing in junior high . . .

So that's why I was voted Wittiest back then!

Knock Knock...

Who's there?

Ima

Ima who?

Ima gonna keep telling these corny jokes unless someone steps up and tells some good ones.

greenjeans · 2017-12-22 22:08:55

What do you call it when a rooster looks at lettuce?

Chicken-sees-a-salad

MiyoLinux · 2017-12-23 16:46:25

If it takes a dog one hour to dig a hole, how long will it take for him to dig half a hole?

30 minutes? No...

It's impossible to dig half a hole...a hole is a hole.

The cornyism continues!!!

sgage · 2017-12-23 17:10:00

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger. And then it hit me...

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