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#101 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-08-22 19:06:40

The police found 12 jugs of moonshine recently.

They haven't arrested anyone, but they're still working on the case...

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#102 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-08-22 19:04:56

Yesterday, someone stole over 100 wigs and 50 toupees.

Police are combing the area...

tongue

#103 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-08-22 12:34:15

Mirriam Webster taught me about the meaning of "plethora".

It really meant a lot to me.

tongue

#104 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-08-22 12:31:39

I recently had a Contact Lense problem.

I couldn't find the Solution.

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#105 Re: Devuan Derivatives » Devuan spin/rice » 2024-08-16 19:40:51

I tried it live and was able to connect to my wireless network out of the box! It's a REALLY nice system Moulder! Thank you!

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#107 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-08-14 22:11:59

Yesterday, I woke up in a frenzy that I was late for work.

Then I realized that I was already at work.

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#108 Re: Devuan Derivatives » Devuan spin/rice » 2024-08-14 18:54:48

There! smile

My embarrassment was uncontrollable, so I fixed the hostname to DXM on my system. wink 

I felt awful for getting it wrong to begin with... sad

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#109 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-08-14 16:43:02

Today's generation can't talk without their favorite words...

1. like
2. uhmmm
3. words with a double-t in their spelling

Example: I can't like...uhmm...buh-un my pants, because...like...I can't...uhmmm...like...buh-un my pants, because like, the buh-un is like...uhmmm...so like unbuh-nable.

Properly, that would translate to: My pants are hard to button.

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#110 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-08-13 13:01:41

Last week, I bought a universal remote control.

It doesn't even remotely control the universe.

tongue

#113 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-08-10 19:07:10

Hmmm...this seems like a conflict of interest to me.

Gates sells Windows.

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#114 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-08-09 12:36:10

golinux,

I'm familiar with the link of "How you can help Devuan". smile

However, I'm prone to supra-amnesiastical-forgetfulnessism, and it doesn't occur to my remembrance very often. tongue

Casual perusers may never catch it nor may the members here remember to check into it. That's why I suggested what I did. However, I don't want to over-step my bounds. smile

A couple of years ago, someone stole some beer from our local 7-Eleven store...

They never caught the culprit...

It's a cold-case.

tongue

#115 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-08-08 23:43:45

Perhaps if there was a thread (here on the forum); in which, we could be updated on the needs that Devuan is experiencing???

You never know...even this silliness could attract some who are willing to help?

It reminds me of my past...

On the night before I left for boot-camp, my Dad had a talk with me. He said, "Son, sometimes, you'll just have to laugh about things going on around you."

At that time, I didn't get it.

Then, during boot-camp, I got into trouble about something (I don't recall what it was for). Anyway, I had to go to extra "Physical Training", because of my boo-boo.

So, there I was...in a room with about 30 others who had also committed boo-boos. We were having to do all kinds of exercises to the extreme. There were all these guys...crying...making all kinds of noises...like their world had come to an end.

After about 10 minutes, we had to do push-ups. I was cranking out those push-ups ( I could back then tongue ) ... with people crying...making all kinds of noises...like their world had come to an end.

As I listened to them, I just started laughing...while still cranking out push-ups.

The Drill Instructor called me by name and asked me what I was laughing about...like he was going to rip me apart.

I said, "SIR, my Dad told me that I would sometimes just have to laugh about things, SIR!!!" ... and I kept laughing and cranking out push-ups.

The Drill Instructor said, "Get up, and get out of here!"

On my way out, I thought, "Thanks Dad!" smile

#116 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-08-08 20:57:33

Someone broke into the local Office Supply store recently, but the Police still haven't pinned anyone yet.

tongue

#117 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-08-08 17:48:20

I normally play golf in the 80s.

If it's hotter than that, I won't play.

tongue

#118 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-08-08 17:21:32

I played golf last week and shot 2 under.

One under a bush and one under the lake.

tongue

#119 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-08-08 17:10:06

It was recently reported that there is a hole in the fence of the local Nudist Colony.

Investigators are looking into it.

tongue

#120 Re: Devuan Derivatives » Devuan spin/rice » 2024-08-03 00:54:58

Hahaha!

That's pretty funny!

I think my amnesiastica was thinking of x due to xfwm. I'm a little embarrassed about getting it wrong...

...but not really. tongue

Hahaha!

It is a really nice system though! Thanks!

#122 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-08-02 21:00:07

Our next door neighbor accidentally got locked out of his house.

He asked me if I could help.

I said, "Sure. What do you need?"

He said, "A crowbar."

I asked, "How will a bunch of drunk crows help you get back into your house?"

tongue

#123 Re: Off-topic » Music » 2024-08-02 20:57:59

Oops. Put a joke here and removed it. Wrong thread. Sorry.

tongue

A...M...N...E...S...I...A...C

#124 Re: Devuan Derivatives » Devuan spin/rice » 2024-08-02 20:39:44

How did I get the name wrong?

Then again...I am amnesiac.

tongue

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