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The police found 12 jugs of moonshine recently.
They haven't arrested anyone, but they're still working on the case...
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Yesterday, someone stole over 100 wigs and 50 toupees.
Police are combing the area...
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Mirriam Webster taught me about the meaning of "plethora".
It really meant a lot to me.
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I recently had a Contact Lense problem.
I couldn't find the Solution.
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I tried it live and was able to connect to my wireless network out of the box! It's a REALLY nice system Moulder! Thank you!
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Yesterday, I woke up in a frenzy that I was late for work.
Then I realized that I was already at work.
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There!
My embarrassment was uncontrollable, so I fixed the hostname to DXM on my system.
I felt awful for getting it wrong to begin with... ![]()

Today's generation can't talk without their favorite words...
1. like
2. uhmmm
3. words with a double-t in their spelling
Example: I can't like...uhmm...buh-un my pants, because...like...I can't...uhmmm...like...buh-un my pants, because like, the buh-un is like...uhmmm...so like unbuh-nable.
Properly, that would translate to: My pants are hard to button.
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Last week, I bought a universal remote control.
It doesn't even remotely control the universe.
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BWAAAAAHAHAhahahaha!!!
Hahahaha!
Hmmm...this seems like a conflict of interest to me.
Gates sells Windows.
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golinux,
I'm familiar with the link of "How you can help Devuan". ![]()
However, I'm prone to supra-amnesiastical-forgetfulnessism, and it doesn't occur to my remembrance very often. ![]()
Casual perusers may never catch it nor may the members here remember to check into it. That's why I suggested what I did. However, I don't want to over-step my bounds. ![]()
A couple of years ago, someone stole some beer from our local 7-Eleven store...
They never caught the culprit...
It's a cold-case.
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Perhaps if there was a thread (here on the forum); in which, we could be updated on the needs that Devuan is experiencing???
You never know...even this silliness could attract some who are willing to help?
It reminds me of my past...
On the night before I left for boot-camp, my Dad had a talk with me. He said, "Son, sometimes, you'll just have to laugh about things going on around you."
At that time, I didn't get it.
Then, during boot-camp, I got into trouble about something (I don't recall what it was for). Anyway, I had to go to extra "Physical Training", because of my boo-boo.
So, there I was...in a room with about 30 others who had also committed boo-boos. We were having to do all kinds of exercises to the extreme. There were all these guys...crying...making all kinds of noises...like their world had come to an end.
After about 10 minutes, we had to do push-ups. I was cranking out those push-ups ( I could back then
) ... with people crying...making all kinds of noises...like their world had come to an end.
As I listened to them, I just started laughing...while still cranking out push-ups.
The Drill Instructor called me by name and asked me what I was laughing about...like he was going to rip me apart.
I said, "SIR, my Dad told me that I would sometimes just have to laugh about things, SIR!!!" ... and I kept laughing and cranking out push-ups.
The Drill Instructor said, "Get up, and get out of here!"
On my way out, I thought, "Thanks Dad!" ![]()
Someone broke into the local Office Supply store recently, but the Police still haven't pinned anyone yet.
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I normally play golf in the 80s.
If it's hotter than that, I won't play.
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I played golf last week and shot 2 under.
One under a bush and one under the lake.
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It was recently reported that there is a hole in the fence of the local Nudist Colony.
Investigators are looking into it.
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Hahaha!
That's pretty funny!
I think my amnesiastica was thinking of x due to xfwm. I'm a little embarrassed about getting it wrong...
...but not really. ![]()
Hahaha!
It is a really nice system though! Thanks!
Our next door neighbor accidentally got locked out of his house.
He asked me if I could help.
I said, "Sure. What do you need?"
He said, "A crowbar."
I asked, "How will a bunch of drunk crows help you get back into your house?"
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Oops. Put a joke here and removed it. Wrong thread. Sorry.
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How did I get the name wrong?
Then again...I am amnesiac.
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...and here it is. ![]()
