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#326 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-03-06 18:48:22

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "I'll have a rum ........

........ and a coke."

"What's with the big pause?" asks the bartender.

The bear shrugs.

"I was born with them."

#327 Re: Off-topic » What do you think about electric cars? » 2024-03-05 23:30:30

Nuclear energy is "clean" in the same sense that burning gasoline is "clean" after several hundred thousand years, when the effects of its burning have all but subsided or become indistinguishible from the de facto state of the environment then.

"Clean" fusion has been a dream since the dawn of nuclear technology. So far, it has yet to materialize.  I'm not holding my breath.

#328 Re: Off-topic » What do you think about electric cars? » 2024-03-05 22:02:23

Electric cars are a good way to appease one's conscience without actually solving the problem.  On the surface, they seem to solve the environmental problem of dirty energy. However, manufacturing the battery requires the use of extremely toxic chemicals, and the battery itself contains very toxic materials that must be disposed of once its lifetime has passed.  Guess what they do with the batteries then.  That's right, heap it onto the landfills.  Which is just another way of polluting the environment.

Furthermore, charging said batteries for your trip requires a source of energy.  Some of this energy may come from "clean" sources like hydroelectric energy. But a lot of it comes from toxic sources like nuclear power plants or the burning of coal.  Hydroelectric energy alone isn't nearly enough to meet the world's hunger for more power.  So even if you ignore the battery issue, the act of driving an electric car ultimately boils down to more pollution of the environment.

There is no winning this game.  It's called thermodynamics, and no matter how you try, you'll never get free energy. Energy has to come from somewhere; none of the known "clean" sources of energy have a high enough yield to satisfy the world's demands.  Either that, or it's just too darned expensive to be feasible.  As long as the energy demand remains at current levels, you'll never solve the pollution problem.  The best you could do is to shift it from one type of pollution to another, like shift from burning gasoline to burning coal or using nuclear power plants.

The only way to fix the real problem is to change our lifestyle.  From an energy-hungry lifestyle to an energy-conserving one.  Unfortunately, humans are unlikely to adopt such a solution.  Just like maintaining a healthy diet, the vast majority would rather pop a magical pill or buy some miracle scam drug or so-called "super food" (that changes every 10 years), do anything but change their bad habits and unhealthy lifestyles.  Instead of changing an unhealthy diet people would rather eat the same unhealthy food as they always have, and then order a Diet Coke in order to appease their conscience.  Electric cars are the automobile equivalents of Diet Coke: they let us continue the same unhealthy lifestyles that we've always lived, while letting us pat ourselves on the back that we're, oh, burning less gasoline.  In the meantime, pollution continues to increase and the environment continues to deteriorate.

#329 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-03-05 13:51:13

If anyone wants a copy of Orthopedics Today, I have back issues.
big_smile

#330 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-03-03 10:22:47

The left eye said to the right eye: between us, something smells!

The right eye replied, yeah it really blows!

#331 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-03-03 10:21:34

Don't drink and derive. Alcohol and algebra don't mix!

#332 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-03-02 06:05:55

A lithium ion battery was running low, and a helpful salt shaker helpfully plugged him to the wall socket. However, the police turned up and arrested them both.

Why?

A salt and battery charges.

#333 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-03-02 05:29:09

Seen on a chalkboard: Dear algebra, please stop asking us to find your x. She's not coming back, and don't ask y.

#334 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-03-02 04:36:07

English is a weird language.

We drive on the parkway but park on the driveway.

Noses run but feet smell.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

#335 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-03-02 04:05:01

One toilet said to another, that last guy was awful!

The second replied, you look flushed!

#336 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-02-28 20:46:14

Doctor: I'm afraid to inform you that your DNA is backwards.
Patient: And?

#337 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-02-28 00:02:30

I told her 10 jokes to make her laugh. No pun in ten did.

#338 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-02-25 05:09:39

And if a psychiatrist puts you in a straitjacket, you would be shrink wrapped.

#339 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-02-24 22:52:24

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that's probably why. 🤣

#340 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-02-24 02:10:24

My wife tried to beat me at scrabble but I wooden letter. 😁

#341 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-02-22 21:59:53

Choosing to be vegetarian is a great missed steak. 😜

#342 Re: Devuan » Getting rid of "frankenstein" packages » 2024-02-22 19:57:47

Cool, sounds like apt pinning is what I'm looking for. Will try it and see.

#343 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-02-22 00:06:21

Anger management classes postponed...

... for classroom repairs.

#344 Re: Devuan » Getting rid of "frankenstein" packages » 2024-02-20 17:35:50

I know what I did is unsupported / foolish / whatever.  But I got it to (mostly) work.  So now I'm just looking for a way to clean things up.  Reinstalling isn't really an option since this is my primary PC.

#345 Devuan » Getting rid of "frankenstein" packages » 2024-02-20 17:15:37

quickfur
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I migrated to daedalus from debian/testing, and while I've fixed some resulting dependency issues with packages that are newer than what's in daedulus, I'm still running into issues with packages that are "too new", causing some existing packages in daedalus to be uninstallable unless I first track down each dependency that's "too new" and remove them manually.

Is there a way to force apt to auto-downgrade packages that are newer than what's in daedalus? That would ease a lot of this pain.

#346 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-02-19 11:43:17

The CEO of IKEA was elected for president of Sweden.

... he is still assembling his cabinet.

#347 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-02-19 01:59:34

Interviewer: There seems to be a 5 year gap in your resumé.
Candidate: Oh, that's when I went to Yale.
Interviewer: Impressive! I think you're the person we're looking for.
Candidate: So, I got the yob?

#348 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-02-19 01:36:54

I was hit by a bottle of Omega 3 pills. Luckily, my wounds were only super fish oil.

#349 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-02-19 01:35:00

Boss: Why sick days on weekdays only?
Employee: Must be my weekend immune system.

😂

#350 Re: Off-topic » The Joke Thread » 2024-02-17 17:15:59

Why did the chicken cross the road?
- to get to the other side.

Why did the cartoonist cross the road?
- to get to the Far Side.

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