Two programmers were testing the latest iteration of their web app. It ran and ran but didn't display any results.

"What's wrong with it?" asked one of them.

"I don't know," replied the other. "Maybe it ransomware!"

I've been to a lot of places, but I've never been in Cahoots. I heard that you can't get there alone; you have to be in Cahoots with somebody.  I've also never been in Cognito before.  Apparently nobody recognizes anyone there. However, I've been in Sane. There's no airport; you have to be driven there. It's some distance past Upthewall. I've made several trips.

My problem is that my left brain has nothing right in it, and my right brain has nothing left in it.

Nah, just full groan. 🤣

"Mature" doesn't work as a pun on 7 days.

My son asked me about how people used to find their way around. He cannot imagine a world without GPS.

I said, in the old days, cowboys used to hang lanterns on their saddles at night to help them find their way home. It was an early form of saddle light navigation.

My son thinks that something is wrong with the camera.  "Every time I try to take a photo, it turns out grainy!", he complained.

"Well," I said. "That's because you're taking photos of a wheat field."

I used to hate puns but they've since groan on me.

I married my wife for her looks...

... but not the ones I've been getting lately.

A blind man walked into a bar.

He didn't see it.

The volume of a pizza of thickness a and radius z is given by the formula: pi·z·z·a

Exactly.

What does "green" even mean anymore, these days everybody has their own definition. 😆