So, the joke thread needs a gag!

A guy out driving gets pulled over by the police.
Policeman says, "Would you step out of the vehicle please sir, and come around the back?"
Man says, "OK officer."
The policeman points to a light that's not working and the man starts crying.
Policeman says, "Don't get upset sir, it probably just needs a new bulb."
Man says, "Where's my bloody caravan?!"

@golinux

Thanks. That's the Awesome build screenshot above. I've been busy working on DXM v2.

Moulder.

I saw a guy get run over by a mobile library.
He was trapped under the front wheel, screaming his head off.
The driver got out and said, "Shhhh."

My car broke down, so I called out a mechanic.
Mechanic: "Your battery's flat."
Me: "What shape is it supposed to be?"
Mechanic: "Your gasket's blew, too."
Me: "What other colours do they come in?"
Then a tramp walked past and asked what was the matter?
Me: "Piston broke."
Tramp:"Me too, brother. Me too."

My wife said that she wanted a divorce on the grounds of my gross immaturity.
I tried to reason with her but she said, " Look, that's it. I've had enough. I can't take it any more. It's over. Period".
Then I started laughing.
So she said, "What's so funny?"
I said, "You just said "period"!"

When I was at school the teacher asked me to name 5 animals from Africa, so I said, "4 monkeys and a lion, miss?"

A bloke misses the last train home. He decides to get a taxi for the 30 mile journey.
The taxi driver says, "Do you like riddles and puzzles?"
Bloke says, "Yeah, I don't mind. It will break up the monotony of the journey. Go for it."
Driver says, "OK, who is this person? Brothers and sisters have I none, but this man's father is my father's son."
The bloke is stumped for the whole journey. Not a clue.
When he arrives outside his home, he says to the taxi driver, "Nope, I can't work it out. Tell me."
Driver says, "It's me! Brothers and sisters have I none, but this mans father is my father's son, it has to be me, doesn't it?"
Bloke says, "Cool! I'll tell my wife when I get in. She likes riddles."
So, he goes indoors and tells his wife the riddle.
Wife thinks about it for an hour then says, "Nope, I give up. Who is it?"
Bloke says, "It's the taxi driver that brought me home!"

A guy goes into the bank with a sawn off shotgun and says to the cashier, "Give me all the cash!"
Cashier says, "No, I don't think so."
Gunman says, "Did you not see I have a sawn off shotgun pointed right at you?"
Cashier says, "Did you not see you've sawn the wrong end off?"

Based on the question that "if a tree fell in a forest and no-one was there, would it make a noise?" - If a man was in a forest mansplaining something and his wife wasn't there, would he still be wrong?

I was walking down the road and saw two council workers. One was digging a hole and the other was filling it back in. I asked what they were doing and one of them told me that the guy that plants the trees is on holiday!

See signature for the link to my Miyo based variants. Just MiyoXM at the moment.

Next stop: MiyoAWM+ which is MiyoLinux upgraded to Daedalus + AwesomeWM + Jonaburg's picom build.

Looks a bit like this so far:

Moulder.