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Pat Benetar: All Fired Up (Live)
Neil Giraldo is probably my favorite "rock" guitarist.
This is a cover of the song by the Australian band "Rattling Sabres". You can see their original version HERE
My best friend accused me of stealing his thesaurus.
I couldn't believe it. I was apalled, astonished, alarmed, astounded, bewildered, startled, dismayed, aghast, and stunned.
I went to the doctor, and he said I had less than a year.
I figured I had nothing to lose, so I robbed a bank.
The judge gave me 20 years.
I went to a grocery store and asked an employee where I could find the milk.
He said, "By the yogurt."
I said, "No, I just need milk."
I learned to play guitar by ear.
Now, I use my hands.
As a wise sage once said...
To pun or not to pun? That is the question.
The Peanuts Gang performs "Foreplay/Long Time" by Boston
Hahahahaha!
English Rules...
1. i before e except after c.
That's weird...
My wife's back was really hurting her yesterday, so she asked me if I'd put her clothes on.
I said, "I don't think they'll fit me."
The groaners keep coming . . .
Q. What is ET short for?
A. Because he has tiny legs.
A little racy. Feel free to remove it...
tap@devuan:~$ man wife
No manual entry for wife
tap@devuan:~$
Q. How many Pastry Chefs does it take to make a pie?
A. 3.14
Alex's joke may not be a clear joke to non-native English speakers...I had to look up what Oo-er meant myself. However, I edited my previous post; I couldn't delete it. I will cease from any more replies here.
Thanks to Zephyr who tried to help oui.
Q. How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
A. You rocket.
At a quick guess you are American & do not understand English humour, so I will give you a pass on that.
1. No, I understand British humor humour.
2. It doesn't matter what nationality I am.
3. I don't need a pass from you.
What I don't understand is your sense (or need) to try and humiliate someone asking for help nor to make them the laughing stock of your thought process.
If you want to try and be humorous, then (at least) include a smiling face or something to show that you are joking. oui is asking for help...not to be demeaned or laughed at.
It just m...i...g...h...t help people (like oui; et al) who aren't British know that you are joking around instead of being a jerk.
1. Install apulse
sudo apt install apulse
2. Open your file manager as root, got to /usr/share/applications and open the Firefox application with your text editor.
Find the line Exec=
3. Insert apulse after the = sign in that line; such as Exec=apulse firefox...blah blah blah.
4. Save the file and close it. Then, enjoy sound on stuff n'stuff...
I was making chicken soup.
I asked my wife if she would like more vegetables in it.
She said, "Not nessecelery."
What, you mean that you don't wear any underpants when you launch it? Oo-er.
Good grief. Really???
My man, can't you tell from reading oui's posts that English isn't his first language? Have a little give man...
...as the old saying goes..
An apple a day, keeps the doctors away...
...as long as you hit them in the head as hard as you can throw it.
Glad you got it sorted!
Hey, I Bleachbit my system so that I can show what I'm talking about...just in case it may help someone else. Here's a picture...
My Amnesiactiology was a little off...instead of Never, it says Never save...but I use the actual Firefox from Mozilla instead of Firefox-ESR from the repos. But that's no excuse n'stuff.
You can't see my mouse pointer, but Never save is highlighted in the window. I'm kind'a old-school and like hiding things from itchy eyes n'stuff. My tinfoil cap is over in the corner...
As soon as you click on Never Save, it won't save that password, and you'll have to enter it each time you log onto "that" site.
EDIT: Lest I forget, Cheyenne Mountain's advice is great too!
Q. What do you call 4 guys in a rock group that can't sing or play instruments?
A. Mount Rushmore.
Another option (on particular sites)...I'm kind'a scratching my head to remember (because I'm Amnesiactic n'stuff )...because I no longer have to deal with it (I do what Andre4freedom suggested)...but when that Save password window pops up, there are options in the window via a drop-down menu.
Click on the drop-down menu, and choose Never.
...but Andre4freedom's answer will solve your problem.