Election Meltdowns Goes Metal

Have you ever noticed...

When the evening news comes on, the host says, "Good Evening!"

Then proceeds to spend an hour telling you why it's not a good evening.

I don't often listen to Country music, but when I do, which isn't often at all, I listen to things like this...

Keith Whitley

I damn hug you back damn it...

...after all, we'd hate for people to think that we are joyous people who use Devuan and enjoy being a part of the community.

...and if I didn't say it enough in my previous post...

DAMN!!!

Laughing a little in life is good for you.

Okay. I'm damn done.

Ooooops...sorry for all of the damn spaces between my damn lines of text...

Zebra: He's Making You the Fool

Oops. Sorry. I should have said...

ArethingssobadherethatIneedtodonatesomemoneyforspacestobeallowedontheforum???

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sǝɔɐdS ʎɹɐssǝɔǝuu∩ pǝʌoɯǝɹ :ʇᴉpƎ

Q. Did you hear about the guy whose thumbs were always arguing with each other?

A. Yeah...apparently, they were both opposable.

My nephew wanted me to teach him how to play the guitar.

After three lessons, he was upset and complaining about how hard it was and how the tips of his fingers hurt.

I said, "You fret too much."

I went to the doctor last week.

He asked, "What's the problem?"

I said, "I broke my leg in two places."

He said, "Stop going to those places."

Hahahaha! Can't argue with the truth!