Good to hear.

By uninstalling completely, you mean reinstalling the entire OS??!  I've never had to do that with any of my Linux systems.  Used to do it all the time with Windows, but I think the reasons for that are well-known.

As for Chromium, I only use it for specific sites, so not enough for me to really say for sure. But perhaps one possible problem is old / corrupted profiles?  If you inherited your profile from older versions of Chromium, it may have accumulated legacy crud that could be causing malfunctions. Maybe try deleting all your profiles and re-creating them from scratch?  I've had to do that with Firefox profiles once, and it got rid of a lot of strange intermittent problems.  Try to resist the urge to import old data if possible -- sometimes that will also import inherited problems from the past.

You could also try clearing out caches and old settings. Not from within the browser -- that's unreliable -- but manually deleting $HOME/.cache/chromium, $HOME/.config/chromium (warning: this will also destroy your profiles), and /tmp/.org.chromium.Chromium.*, and then reconfiguring Chromium from scratch.

Wow you must really hate your wife!

OTOH...

foot: (n.) a device for locating Lego blocks on the floor.

Why does this impressionist painting look like coins falling from the sky?

Because it's Cloud Monet.

Unfortunately, I haven't been able to afford to pay attention. I'd have to pay through the nose, you see. The scenter of attention.

Why are teenagers so odd?

Because they can't even.

@soren: that bus driver joke was awesome. Nice to see a new participant in this sordid thread.

Lighten up, @golinux! This is a joke thread; what was said wasn't intended to be taken seriously!

But now that I've to come out and say it, it's no longer funny. Sigh.

Sounds like the vegetable who got into a pickle because it thought it was a big dill in the world... 🤣

Puns on the internet: a dime a dozen.

Classical masterpieces on YouTube: a fortune.

Classical masterpieces while reading the Devuan joke thread: priceless.

Disappointed?? And here I was thinking these jokes must have been well-known already, since anyone could find them online within a few seconds or so on any competent search engine. Or at the most a few minutes.

Speaking of which, if you ever feel cold in the house, simply go and stand in the corner. It's usually 90° there.

Of course, by now you've all already heard the joke about dialing an imaginary phone number and the operator telling you to turn the phone 90° and try again.  It's a complex joke, but remember, an imaginary friend squared is a real enemy!

Also, have you heard about the trees that are good at math?  They have square roots!

Of course, even more special is the tree with cube roots. But that joke is pretty hard to understand because it's too elliptic.

Finally, why did the mathematician reinvent the square wheel?  Because he wanted to drive smoothly over an inverted catenary road...

(Actually, wheels in the shape of any regular polygon (except the triangle) would work, provided the dimensions of the polygon matches the parameters of the catenary road. But this joke has completely gone out of hand, and, as my pet parrot would say, "polygon to sleep from too many obscure math jokes"!)