Welp I have been a happy user of Devuan for about two years but it seems I just don’t have the sense of humor required to continue running it. Linux itself is becoming questionable and Devuan was kind of a last hope, but nobody has even appeared to take responsibility. How do I know that other “jokes” aren’t lurking in my system?

*dusts hands off* I’m out, lads. Thanks for two years of good Linux, best of luck in the future. Puffy and I have been making each other’s acquaintances and I’m now comfortable enough to switch over completely.