<![CDATA[Dev1 Galaxy Forum / Jury Duty!]]> https://dev1galaxy.org/viewtopic.php?id=2001 Tue, 17 Apr 2018 02:09:10 +0000 FluxBB <![CDATA[Re: Jury Duty!]]> https://dev1galaxy.org/viewtopic.php?pid=8430#p8430 Edited: Removed due to my superior entelligence showed me that it was in bad taste...even though I was just tryin' to be silly. Sorry.

]]> Tue, 17 Apr 2018 02:09:10 +0000 https://dev1galaxy.org/viewtopic.php?pid=8430#p8430 <![CDATA[Re: Jury Duty!]]> https://dev1galaxy.org/viewtopic.php?pid=8428#p8428 No one would ever divulge my IQ to me so it will remain a mystery to the end of time.  But I'm confident it's above room temperature.  LOL!

]]> Tue, 17 Apr 2018 01:58:49 +0000 https://dev1galaxy.org/viewtopic.php?pid=8428#p8428 <![CDATA[Re: Jury Duty!]]> https://dev1galaxy.org/viewtopic.php?pid=8427#p8427 However, despite my Mensa-material heritage, Mensa has lost out due to their Mensa-misgivings...their Mensa-misplacement...their Mensa-misappropriation. Yes, I could have been the Mensa Poster Boy, yet I chose to follow my own path'n stuff.

However...all is not lost.

Hey Mensa...

...call me.

]]> Tue, 17 Apr 2018 01:32:12 +0000 https://dev1galaxy.org/viewtopic.php?pid=8427#p8427 <![CDATA[Re: Jury Duty!]]> https://dev1galaxy.org/viewtopic.php?pid=8426#p8426 Regarding my above-average intelligence...of which I deeply, humbly, and passively acknowledge with the utmost sincerity...and shout from the housetops with great exclamation and accolades while holding myself in the highest esteem... big_smile

This is a true story...

I made "Dean's List" each quarter while in college (when there were still quarters instead of semesters). The following quarter after I was finished with college, I received a letter stating that I had made the "Dean's List"...even though I wasn't in college any longer.

Beat that! tongue

]]> Tue, 17 Apr 2018 01:14:36 +0000 https://dev1galaxy.org/viewtopic.php?pid=8426#p8426 <![CDATA[Re: Jury Duty!]]> https://dev1galaxy.org/viewtopic.php?pid=8425#p8425 golinux wrote:

Are you a scruffy old graybeard?

Well...kind'a. I'm a scruffy old salt'n pepper mustache and goatee. big_smile

golinux wrote:

You probably look too intelligent to be chosen.

...while it is true that I'm Mensa-material, it was more likely due to my eyes being closed much of the time, because I was almost about to fall asleep? tongue

tee hee...

]]> Tue, 17 Apr 2018 00:55:59 +0000 https://dev1galaxy.org/viewtopic.php?pid=8425#p8425 <![CDATA[Re: Jury Duty!]]> https://dev1galaxy.org/viewtopic.php?pid=8418#p8418 Congrats!  Are you a scruffy old graybeard?  You probably look too intelligent to be chosen.

]]> Mon, 16 Apr 2018 23:20:03 +0000 https://dev1galaxy.org/viewtopic.php?pid=8418#p8418 <![CDATA[Jury Duty!]]> https://dev1galaxy.org/viewtopic.php?pid=8417#p8417 HOORAY! I had to report for jury duty today...but they didn't choose me to serve on the jury! big_smile

Hmmm...now that I think about it...what's wrong with me that caused them not to pick me? tongue

LOLOLOLOL!!!

]]> Mon, 16 Apr 2018 23:07:25 +0000 https://dev1galaxy.org/viewtopic.php?pid=8417#p8417